Time jokes

A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

The number 13? Not on my watch!

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

Why did Lucas die?

'Cause he was old, Lucas.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!

What goes up but never comes down?

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.

Me: Takes five minutes.

Me: Hun, you done yet?

What time eeeeeee?

Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.