Time jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What time is it?
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Something I came across today.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.