My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -
Until I threw a watermelon in her face
~Robin
Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
so there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs that said hey sir i've never been fucked before will you do the honors and fuck me, so I threw her in the ocean and said well your fucked now.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother carl. he got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. when we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. it was pretty cholerious.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said “Well, you’re fucked now.”
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
My friend just got a new house, he told me to make myself at home, so i threw him out. I hate visiters.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
