Threw memes

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.