Threw Jokes

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '

I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...

...so I threw a dictionary at him.

i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.

How dairy!

I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.

I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine

My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -

Until I threw a watermelon in her face

~Robin

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.

The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.