Threw Jokes

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

...so I threw a dictionary at him.

Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.

How dairy!

I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.

Until I threw a watermelon in her face.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.