The cannibal got angry so he threw up his arms
I found a rock at the park, i threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
