Threw jokes

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!

Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?

So she could see a butterfly.

POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Why did the man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.

I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?