A disabled kid kept throwing up in class So I threw him out the window
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!
The adoption centre threw a party. Why? Cause the parents weren't home.
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
i had a job a banana factory i got fired because i threw away the bent one's
your moma is so fat that when she egged the twin towers she threw a airplane on accident.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors
I threw a gay person into a fire, now we call him LGBBQ
your mama so ugly even the trolls threw-up
i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
