A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
i had a job a banana factory i got fired because i threw away the bent one's
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
I threw a gay person into a fire, now we call him LGBBQ
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
