Threw Jokes

my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday

My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp of a roof

Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?”

The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”

I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them

ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.

i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL

pov; I threw a paper airplane between the two twins class

My mates threw nuts at the wall now we call them walnuts

Hahaha :)

i had a job a banana factory i got fired because i threw away the bent one's

i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead

Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.

So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.