your mama so ugly even the trolls threw-up
One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
Once I Threw The Ball At A Wheelchair Kid Now We Are Playing Rocket League :D
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
Hey My sister said your Mattick so I decided to to swim with her and she threw a ball at me so I went to my dad and she said why did you tell dad she was crying. Because I’m not getting a car seat
Lone day an orphan threw a boomerang but it come back just like it’s parents
i threw my bomerang and now i live in constant fear
The adoption centre threw a party. Why? Cause the parents weren't home.
your moma is so fat that when she egged the twin towers she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away
My mom said my sister was an angel but when i threw her out the window she didnt fly
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.... I called him ht wheels.
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
My teacher said, ̈Words don ́t hurt! ̈ So I threw my dictionary at her.
Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,
“Boo.”
“Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”
Jack sat down next to her and smiled.
“I figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?” He said.
“That sounds fun,” said Jill.
“C’mon, let’s go!”
The kids climbed down from Jill’s second story window. The frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jill’s hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.
“You ready?” Asked Jack
“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Jill replied with a wink.
Jack laid his hand on Jill’s chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.
“I’ve waited a long time for this...” he whispered.
Jack slowly pulled up Jill’s dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.
“Silly Jack, didn’t you know? I’m not Jill. I never was. My name’s Randy. You’re mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.” Said Randy.
Randy moved Jack’s head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jack’s head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randy’s legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randy’s fist hurtling towards him...
A girl had black hair also i threw rubbish at to realise she wasnt a bin
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes