Three jokes
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
The three unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!