Thought Jokes

why did the kid go in the guys van

answer: he thought he was being adopted

why did the blonde run outside naked? she thought the steam was a gas leak

i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time

Roses are red violets are blue i thought voldemort was ugly but then i met you.

Hey I ask for a paper but I thought it was a cut but turns out it was tearable

person with wheelchair makes a joke * no one laughs*

inner thought * wheely Manerva wheely*

I thought i had the best kd ratio in my fighter jet on battlefield then i heard about Mohammed atta

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant super-vision".

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet

An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad

I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser

This is not a joke have you ever thought about it you’re an emo while wearing black So what if you are black does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emails wear a black ;)