Thought

Thought jokes

Dick

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Abortion

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

Bro

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Happiness

I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?

Friend

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

Joe Biden

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Class

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Mom

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

Smurf

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

Vet

A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.

Mama

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Sex

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

Sister

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.