Thought Jokes

I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot

the eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the superbowl 😹

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her-Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was there mother

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Ur mama so ugly when she went to the circus they thought she was pennywise mom.

Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween? Because that thought the pumkins were them. I tried

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie

Your forehead is sooo big nasa thought it was mars

i thought you were just raising your eyebrow but I checked x-ray and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right

your hairline is so bad people thought you were vegeta

I saw my midget neighbour at a bus stop

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.

"Bugger off" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

When I saw your hairline I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees

Dad:Are you Gay? Kid:Yes. 10 days later. Kid:I’m going to my girlfriends house. Dad: I thought you were gay.? Kid:What’s wrong with you he’s the girly girl of our relationship dumba—Dad:Don’t swear and okay bud

Yo mama so ugly when sh played five nights at Freddy's they thought th at she was already in an anamatronic costume.

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale

Dad: Alive Brother:orphan(fault=Mother) Me:dead on the inside but sadly alive Mother:Alive... Wait a minute.. I thought you were dead mom.. right your dead to me atleast.

gwen i thought u would be with me if prince broke up with u... :((((((

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.