Yo mum is so fat when she weared yellow the kids thought they missed the bus
Yo mama so fat she thought RAW MEN was RAMEN
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
Bro I thought your hair line was the dorito logo
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a Rectal Thermometer and thought
Some Asshole has my Pen
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there”
“9/11”
“9/11 Who?”
“i thought you’d never forget...”
as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a weed delivery service
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
Yo mama so big she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Why did the orphan cross the street because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
paper.
aww c'mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day. After about 13 tries, I realised this was very time consuming
Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
