Hair Care jokes

Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.