Hair Care jokes
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
