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My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Like this if you like me.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.