This jokes

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Who is this Gwen person?

Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

This joke is so dark, I need life.

I found this at school.

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

This site.

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

"Actions speak louder than words."

This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!