This jokes

Egg

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

Wheelchair

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Period

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

Orphan

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

Memes

Life

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

Ass

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Blm

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

Dick

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Picture

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Post

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

GO GO GO!