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This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I feel wrong. What does this make us?

Still cousins.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

This account is run by a peadophile.

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.

This isn't a joke but...

GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!

Like this if you like me.

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.