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Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
This account is run by a peadophile.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.