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What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
This site.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
This account is run by a peadophile.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Like this if you like me.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.