This jokes

Picture

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Post

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

GO GO GO!

Shark

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Van

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

Sale

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

Delivery service

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Dad

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

School

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

Boy

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."