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Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Kyler, go on this one.

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

GO GO GO!

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

What is this?

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Who is this Gwen person?

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Hey dad, I'm hungry!

Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?

"Actions speak louder than words."

This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"