Thomas

Thomas memes

Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

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  • Bomb

    Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

    Phone

    Joker gives Batman a phone.

    Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

    Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"