This jokes

Parent

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"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

Aunt

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Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

Cheetah

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Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

Muslim

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A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Lover

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People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Orphan

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Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

Orphan

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Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

People

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At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Cancer

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Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

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