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You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"

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    • Me: How does this thing work?

    ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

    ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

    Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

    If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

    Wife: “I want another baby.”

    Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

    If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

    This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

    Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

    I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”

    And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.

    I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

    Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

    Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

    So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."

    When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?

    Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.

    I only have 4 moods:

    • fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

    I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

    • fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

    and don't forget the inevitable

    • fuck it

    and for those who have just given up

    • fuck

    This is beautiful.

    A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

    Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

    The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."