And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Jesus said to his disciples "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life". Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
God promised John that if he came 1st he would get an eternal life but instead he came 5th and got a kettle!
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka ( holy spirit) is to control us , take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time! Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing thier big speach, thier excuse of them hiding this whole time. Lol, Surprise! Joke being on them. As we all stand there and are there to judge them. Doing what they said they were made for. Taking our eternal life back from satan and the devil and sending them to thier home they created themselves! HELL! P.S. With a little extra punishments !
