Surprise Second Coming

The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!

Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.

Lol, Surprise!

Joke being on them.

As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.

Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!

HELL!

P.S. With a little extra punishments!

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is saying that God and Jesus are just waiting to trick us and steal our time, but joke's on them because we're gonna judge them instead and send Satan and the Devil to hell. Kinda like when you think you're gonna win at Candy Crush, but then you realize you're still playing Candy Crush. Sad!

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This is why the spent an eternity creating thier own demons to spend with them in hell!. God and Jesus ulter egos, Satan and devil