Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex but one second later she did on the street with a criminal
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Your hairline is so far back, that if you were a backbencher in class and i was a germ sitting on it, i would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated infront of the class
Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
🤔 💭 🙃 What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it! (shit joke, I know)
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left
yo mama so stupid your mama thinks that vr is real life.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
Your hairline so far back that if you wore yellow people would think you were one punch man
yo forehead so big you think in HD
I think my dad love jokes
because he laugh when he look at me
