I don't think jokes are very funny.
Q: I often times think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
If you were to ask me: "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?", I would say a multi-storey car park. Because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because everytime they swallow, they think... you should have mom
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
what do you think about the game fortnight . shit
Eugenics is Hitler-like and more importantly feminist thinking.
You really can't call starlin bad just think about the kids that depression.
Who thinks that dogs 🐕 bark to munch
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.But don't worry I think she was just jokinfkuy angvhkjah gkahnvulaunhuaivnhaviuhgfahnvulpu82y5