Think jokes

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"

Shit.

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

I don't think jokes are very funny.

You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.