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Think jokes

Homework

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

Transvestite

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

Rape

Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

Clay

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Trash

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

Video Game

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Idiot

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Orphan

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

Headphone

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

Insult

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

Sister

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Crime

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Stalin

You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

Grandma

What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"

Bar

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.