Fat bully. That was just the starter now do you want the main course
Me. I dont think I want that because you already ate it
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
ur hair line so deep people can see what u thinking
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor
The 102
Call me fat you call me fat because you think that you’re pretty but you ain’t you’re just a musty dusty rusty Cardi B
Roses are red violets are blue people thinks that you’re fat until they saw your mom
if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head
i always woder what girls are thinking about. mabe balls
Yo mama so fat
She is the reason why people think that the earth is flat
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Mommy mommy! Are we Outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanges. Well, I LMAOed I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Your forehead so big i think thats what Kobe crashed into
you know i would make a deaf joke but i dont think they would hear it
what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles
Wtf did you think he’d it with
I was thinking about jelly this morning it reminded to take out the trash
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
