Think jokes

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.

I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!

I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?

Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."

The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.