Think jokes

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."

The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!

I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.

I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?

Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣

Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

Sans: I am doing something.

Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.

"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarterback."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry 'bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)