Think Jokes

you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air

your sister is so stupid she only thinks a onion will make people cry.

so i throw a coconut at her

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to the how we talk to other guys like when they say can I borrow a pencil you say you can borrow this hard wood dick

If your born deaf what language would you think in

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.

I think about my life and then I think about death I perfer death if you ask me life is just a time when you die basicly death life is meaning less 0-0

New teacher:everyone stand up if u think you are stupid.

Student: stands up

Teacher: why did u stand up?

Student: I hate seeing u stand up there by yourself

your forehead so big you got to go out side to think

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think "I hope you get laid tonight." By a tweaker with AIDS.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF

Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room

ALYA I NEED TO TALK TO YOU NOW IF YOU DONT REPLY I WILL KERMIT THE NOT LIVING AND IF YOU DONT THINK I WILL I WILL POST YOUR ONLYFANS PHOTOS I GET EVERY MONTH FOR $5.99 A WEEK ( HIGH PRICE IF YOU ASK ME)

You Could Hold Your Breath for the Rest of Your Life ***Think about it.***

I think am a boomerang because I always come back to you

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.” The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."