In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
I don,t think I'm allergic to this
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
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Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think damn better luck next time
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
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A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored I draw on my hands with pen, well this guy walks up to me and says “ you know I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself” and so without thinking I said “ well I’ve already got those so I think I’m fine.... 😳he looked concerned. Oops lol
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
