I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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what does a pregnant 14 year old and her foetus? theyre both thinking; oh sh@t my moms gonna kill me!
“Mum I just won this phone in a race!” “Who was in the race?” “The owner of the phone And the police I think they’re at the door to congratulate me!”
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
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What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
Rrrr you would think so but it be the C
a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
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