Think Jokes

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.

I think she was pulling my leg.

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.I think I hid the body pretty well but now I have to hide the gun.

Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

Then I realize "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."

When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one"

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans

When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

If you really think about it every market in Africa is a black market

why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes

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Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

Because everybody already left.

What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

covid said to stay 6 feet...i didn't think Kobe meant it literally

I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind

Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!

So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.