Things jokes

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?

Seed?

Seedeeznuts!

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

20 years later

Johnny: Hey dad.

Dad: Yea?

Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!

Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.

Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.

Dad:...

Hi, this is a good prank I did.

So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)