Things jokes

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

"The truest things ARE the funniest things."

-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.

Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?

Seed?

Seedeeznuts!

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."