Thing jokes
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
The thing my mom birthed.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Those (DYM 96).
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
And (DYM 135).
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.