Thing jokes
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Those (DYM 96).
Memes
And (DYM 135).
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.