Thing jokes
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Those (DYM 96).
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Memes
And (DYM 135).
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
The thing my mom birthed.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.