Thing jokes
The thing my mom birthed.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Memes
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
And (DYM 135).
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?