Thing jokes
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Memes
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Those (DYM 96).
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
And (DYM 135).
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.