Thing jokes
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
The thing my mom birthed.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. ๐
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Memes
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasnโt making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Whatโs the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Bender.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.