Thing jokes
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
A young Greek couple got married, and at their wedding...
...the mother of the bride took the bride aside for a quick chat.
"My sweet," she said, "you're now a woman. I'm so proud. Some advice for you now that you're married: Greek men are very particular, and at some point when you're making love to your new husband, he might suggest that you 'turn around,' if you know what I mean. If that sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, do not feel pressured to say yes."
The bride thanked her mother for the advice, and the wedding continued. That night, as she and her husband consummated the marriage, she was mildly surprised to learn that he never asked her to 'turn around.'
They spent a beautiful week together on their honeymoon and made love many times. But still, to her mild surprise, her husband never asked her to 'turn around.'
Their one year anniversary arrived, and they made love to celebrate the milestone. But again, to her mild surprise, the husband never asked her to 'turn around.' This continued for years: their second anniversary, third, fourth...
Finally, on their fifth anniversary, her husband started getting romantic with her in bed and said, "Honey, we've been married for five years. I was thinking we maybe try something new. I thought this time you could 'turn around,' if you know what I mean."
She replied, emphatically, "No! No, I do not do that, I am not that kind of woman!"
Without getting defensive, her husband simply said, "That's all well and good, honey. But I thought you said you wanted children?"
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
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What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?
A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!