Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Thing Jokes
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Those (DYM 96).
And (DYM 135).
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
