Thing jokes
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.