Thing jokes
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.