Thing jokes

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

"The truest things ARE the funniest things."

-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?

Seed?

Seedeeznuts!

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.