Thing jokes

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?

Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

Miscarriage.

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.

Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)

No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!

How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.

The things you do for your cousins!

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

What's a cow's favorite thing?

A mooooovie.

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.