Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama
The last names after marriage
What the second hardest thing in the morning? The First Hardest Thing 🍆
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
My sister lost two things today 1: Her virginity 2: Her job at the zoo
what is this thing with Alya and Alex
why do terrorists like the twin towers its the next thing they blow up
so nfl teams were playing football on me and then justin jefferson hit some thing called the gritty on me
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Your hairline so far back I use it as a ruler to measure things
Why are orphans so fond of shadows
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (*sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing*)
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a yo-mama joke.
Question: Whats the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain
