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What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.

What are three things you can't give a black guy?

A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Hello, This is my 4th (out of 9) account. The entire reason behind this post is for future personal benefit (don't ask and f**k off).

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What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?

The second hour is free.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.