They're jokes
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.