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Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
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I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.