They jokes
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.