They jokes
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.