They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!