They jokes
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.