They jokes
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?