They jokes
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.