They jokes
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.