They jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why does this always happen to me...
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.