Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
They Jokes
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
