They jokes
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.