They jokes
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.