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In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.
Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?
Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.
Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?
Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.
For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.
So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!