They jokes
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.