They jokes
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.