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Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.