They jokes
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.