They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.