They jokes
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.