They Jokes

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school, because when the teacher says I want to have a parent/teacher conference they just go about their day

there was 10 cats on a boat 1 jumped off how many where left? I DO NOT KNOW. there was none left they were all a bunch of copycats.

what is the difference between a priest and mcdonalds? nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns

Why do you think China should have a baseball team? They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.