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Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
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I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
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I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.