They jokes

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

Why can't Indians play football?

Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they got nobody to call "daddy."

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Why do orphans suck at homework?

Because they don’t have a home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

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A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!