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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.