They jokes

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

How do rappers stay cool during summer?

They throw SHADE.

Why don't booties make good drummers?

They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.

Why don't rappers use the subway?

Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Why can't orphans tell jokes?

They have no one to tell them to, people.

Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.

Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

Q: Why is America bad at chess?

A: Because they already lost two towers.

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?