They jokes
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.