They jokes
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.