They jokes
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
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Use them for toilet paper. 𧻠𧻠𧻠𧻠π π
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They donβt have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didnβt actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. πππππππππ
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP Μs propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Havenβt they switched him off and then back on yet?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...