They jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Memes
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.