Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
