They jokes
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.