They jokes
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Memes
No way they had it🥀🥀🥀
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.