They jokes
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
experiment
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet? They ketchup.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.