They jokes
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"