They jokes
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.