They jokes
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Memes
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.