They jokes
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.