They jokes
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).