They jokes
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
lol they left.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
The more they smile, the less they see.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.