They jokes
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Memes
they are sleeping together an that is sooo cute and adorable
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!