They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??