Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Okay, so listen up, slowpoke. This joke is funny 'cause orphans don't got no home, right? And in baseball, you gotta get to home base to score. So, get it? They're bad at baseball 'cause they're homeless! You're probably just as bad at sports as they are.