They jokes
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.