They jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.