They jokes
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Memes
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
lol they left.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.