They jokes
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
So true
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"