They jokes
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...