They jokes
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.