They jokes
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Memes
They have engaged…in battle?
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!