They jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Memes
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."