They jokes
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.