They jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.