They jokes
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Memes
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.