They jokes
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…