They jokes
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"