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Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.