Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
They Jokes
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
