They jokes
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?