They jokes
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Memes
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.