They jokes
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Memes
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.