Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
