They jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!