They jokes
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.