They jokes
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.