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Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Memes
Worst punishment of all
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.