Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
They Jokes
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both canโt see their parents. ๐๐๐๐๐
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
Theyโll hear the one word they hate the most: โSTROKE, STROKE, STROKE!โ
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
I donโt like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they donโt really work.
