They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!