They jokes
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Memes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."