They jokes
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.