They jokes
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.