They jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Memes
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Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.