They jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.