What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
They Jokes
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
