They jokes
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do they say when they answer the phone???
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.