They jokes

Computer

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

Time

What is a paedo's favourite time of year?

Halloween because they get free delivery.

Orphan

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

Sloth

What do sloths and depressed people have in common?

They both hang from the tree.

Skeleton

What did one skeleton say to another?

...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?

Parent

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

Troll

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Shooter

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

Orphan

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Orphan

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

Pancake

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.