They jokes

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

How to cure boredom:

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Why do women love wind chimes?

They vibrate.

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They can’t find home.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.