Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
They Jokes
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
