They jokes
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.