They jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
