They jokes
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.