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The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.