They jokes
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. đ¤
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, âHello from the other side!â
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Memes
this meme had me thinking
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They donât know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: Iâm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iâm a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They canât see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they donât know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they canât stand up for themselves.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why canât orphans have sex?
They have no one to call âdaddy.â
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didnât go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.