They jokes
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.