They jokes
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.