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Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.